Your frozen lake is the name for what you want the most in the world, and you want it... you want it so bad that you'll do anything to get it. And your heart takes over. But because of that... it destroys you in the end.
by Thegraduateess2022 January 16, 2022

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.
by Young Jazo July 9, 2018

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by ☆★Marigold★☆ June 21, 2022

After performing the devils clutch you step into a colder area allowing the testicle to become entrapped. This allows for maximum male orgasms
“Hey mitchell come over on Christmas Eve and let me show you what I got you for your stocking. I’m gonna take you into an ice bath and let you try a Frozen Devils Clutch.”
by jmp definition June 6, 2022

Someone who has done something really dumb that has put you at the advantage in whatever situation you may be in.
by kikikiki2145 March 28, 2024

Occurs on 17th of June . First one ever was 17/5/2022. Extremely red mullet pilled event that is an ice cream crawl. The destinations are creamos, then bellend stores, then coop, then spar. Occurs in ashburton. Advised to take an iron pill before competing
Ben: oh look, it’s the 17th of June, better take some ice cream pills and be a bitch and forfeit just before finishing
Vincent: I am red mullet pilled and prepared for The frozen mile
Tabad: oh no I have no money boo hoo
Vincent: I am red mullet pilled and prepared for The frozen mile
Tabad: oh no I have no money boo hoo
by Sussybakabaka6969420 June 23, 2022

Frozen hot dog spill
A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
"I finally got him back to my place and things were heating up, but then he fumbled with the condom, knocked over my lube, and apologized twice. Total frozen hot dog spill.”
by B0bbyKnuckl3s August 1, 2025
