frozen supermarket pizzas

capable of being cooked to perfection by a nuclear explosion at a certain distance of the radius

"Did you know that during a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection?"

"I never knew that fam."

by The Local Tax Agent June 4, 2024

frozen peaches

A southern expression used to convey a sense of astonishment/ excitement

Frozen peaches! I dropped my boiled peanuts on Jimmy!

by Bunnyslipper May 8, 2019

frozen nerd

A really white stripper

Wow look at that frozen nerd over there🤤

by Peaches🤤 February 12, 2018

frozen time

going into the club & selling cocaine

we going to the club tonight with the boys, its frozen time.

by Lauraliberty April 4, 2025

Frozen Rope

A string of male ejaculate preserved in a freezer to be used at a later time.

My guy Justin has a bunch of frozen ropes in his freezer for future family planning. He’s pretty smart like that. See where some may dispose of a rope in a tube sock, he hides them under boxes of Eggo Waffles.

by Mr. Sploosh August 25, 2022

frozen frosty

Would be taking your semen and mixing it with ice cream then freezing it and serving it to either your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, or guest.

Dang that ice cream is amazing what flavor would you call it?
Oh maybe frozen frosty?

by Obsidian Black May 22, 2018

Frozen Peak

The act of putting a man's dick on water with ice before sex, so when the penetration occurs the pussy feels very hot

-Hey, how was that thing Victor did with his girlfriend called? The one with the glass with ice.

-That's a Frozen Peak man, so hardcore.

by Zakadu July 18, 2017