A shockingly dark song that tells you how to commit suicide by hanging. It was so controversial that the artist had to make a family-friendly version.
The Noose Song
Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope
You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom, what has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull
Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose
Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope
You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom, what has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull
Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021
Get the The Noose Songmug. Toolbox, I’ve gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand. Lets see what we can find, when we take a peek inside, I've gotta toolbox in my hand
Hammer, I've gotta hammer, I've gotta hammer in my hand. Lets pound some nails in the wall, its my favorite tool of all, I've gotta hammer in my hand. Screwdriver, I've got a screwdriver, I've got a screwdriver in my hand. Lets screws some screws in the door, and then we’ll do some more, I've got a screwdriver in my hand. Tape measure, I've got a tape measure I've got a tape measure in my hand. Lets measure this and that, a tape measures long and flat, I've got a tape measure in my hand. Level, I've gotta level, I've gotta a lavel in my hand. Lets make sure this pictures straight, a little to the left thats great. Wrench, I've gotta wrench, I've gotta wrench in my hand. Lets tighten this tiny screw, what a werenchy thing to do, I've gotta wrench in my hand. Hammer, screwdriver, tape measure, yeah. Level, wrench, toolbox ohh yeah. Toolbox, I've gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand. Toolbox, I've gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand.
Toolbox Song
Toolbox Song
by Poisonous_Cookie July 21, 2019
Get the Toolbox songmug. by beauty1 October 4, 2010
Get the pose songmug. Gray: You surrounded me, with songs of praise,
You brought me to this place...
Ken: Isn't that Gray singing -
Johnson: That worship song?
Gray: (continues singing without noticing Ken or Johnson as he walks away) Where Your Love and Grace move within my life...
Ken: You're right, Johnson; Gray has sung that song every week without fail, that beast of song!
You brought me to this place...
Ken: Isn't that Gray singing -
Johnson: That worship song?
Gray: (continues singing without noticing Ken or Johnson as he walks away) Where Your Love and Grace move within my life...
Ken: You're right, Johnson; Gray has sung that song every week without fail, that beast of song!
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Get the Space songmug. A crutch song is a song that helps you get through an event that is sad or is used for helping get your mind off of a pain of some sort.
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