Kobe

That lit ass dude your girl can't stop thinking about

Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl

Girl 1: What's your new boyfriend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?
Girl 2: But what about your boyfriend?
Girl 1: He's hot but not a Kobe

by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021

Kobe

The act of someone hitting an amazing shot in basketball. A great feat or achievement, in honor of the late, great Kobe Bryant.

John: Yo, Jake! Did you just see that full-court shot?
Jake: Yeah, dude! You just fucking Kobed it!

by Bruhtonius January 27, 2020

Kobe

A dead basketball player.

Bro#1: bruh lay on the floor real quick
Bro#2 Ok *Lays on floor*
*All Bros nearby gather around the victim*

All bros excpet Bro#2 together: DON'T MAKE FUN OF KOBE MAN

by _M1dN1ght January 28, 2020

Kobe Bryant

The G.O.A.T

Kobe Bryant is the greatest of all time

by WIlliamRas March 29, 2022

Kobe Special

When your favorite NFL, NBA, MLB and/or College Football teams get their shit kicked in all within a span of 3 days

Shelly: Y’all can’t discuss no sports with me Until the eagles or Ohio State lose

D: Bro the Philadelphia Phillies and Philadelphia 76ers lost. You got hit with the Kobe Special

by D:eez Nuts October 19, 2022

kobee davis

A large bearded bear of a man!

Kobee davis is a sexy motherfucker!

by James t ballwasher June 6, 2021

Kobe

Before was used to always land your shots, now its always missing them.

God:"Hmm, what should I do today?"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"

by Kobeheliman February 25, 2020