Stumpy Eskimo

A chubby, round faced girl, that's squat in stature and enjoys blowing dudes in ice shanties.

We pulled this Stumpy Eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.

by The WL December 12, 2017

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Eskimo tits

Like tits but their eskimo

I want some eskimo tits today

by NateDrake December 13, 2017

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eskimo mushing

Where you turn your A/C all the way up and pour water into the vagina and let it freeze. Promptly after freezing you stick a dildo in and crush the ice to where it flows out of the vagina like a glacier.

Joan's vagina was like an harsh Alaskan winter after her Eskimo Mushing.

by BradleyMills April 11, 2014

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Eskimo Neighbor’s

Two people who have had sex with the same person but not in the same hole.

Dude 1: yo I fucked my homie Ryan in the ass the other day
Dude 2: YOOO I fucked his face yesterday!!!
Dude 1: guess Eskimo neighbor’s bro

by Ball Bustin Bob April 14, 2021

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Eskimo goggles

Dipping both testicles in cum then placing both testicles on each eye, causing a goggle effect. The term Eskimo is in reference to the white of the cum on the recipients eyes.

Try seeing through those thick running eskimo goggles!

by TobuscusSpeedRun May 08, 2020

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