Valley Elementary/Middle School

The worst school in the world. This is the ghetto! Located in Hazleton, Pennsylvania, this school gives the Hazleton School District a bad name. About 1,100 students go to this dump. About 90% of the students that go there are bad. It does not offer students a good educational experience. It's so bad!

EXAMPLE 1---
MOM: "So, honey, how was your day at school?"

KID: "Terrible. I can't stand that place anymore. It's such a
bad school."

MOM: "I know, honey. But you're in the sixth grade. You only
got two and a half more years there. Then you're out
of that school and off to high school."

KID: "Thats if I make it to high school. Valley Elementary/Middle
School is so bad that I just wana be a drop out. I can't
handle going to that place anymore."
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EXAMPLE 2---
Valley Elementary/Middle School is horrible. I've had a better and happier experience visiting a poor third-world country than going to that dump!
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EXAMPLE 3---
"You walk into Valley Elementary/Middle School and you are shocked at how bad the kids are. I'm glad I don't go there."

by Anthony Marchello January 17, 2010

Respecting your elders

A widespread belief is that you should show respect to people with more experience than you, which includes the elderly. Also a free-pass for those people to be rude without consequences.

*In a shop*
YOU: *Pull out a gun and aim at the cashier* Don't move, this is a robbery! All money in the bag!
ELDERLY: Excuse me, young man, will this take long? I've been standing in this queue for ten minutes and my back is killing me.
YOU: Oh, I'm sorry, I should have realised. *To the cashier* Please serve this old lady first.
ELDERLY: Thank you for respecting your elders. *Deep inhale* Don't move, this is a robbery…!

by Racoon7 February 5, 2018

elders

(elders) r da olders en ur crow dat wll bac u if anyting hapenz.

i waz en a beef yestrday and our elders bact it. now is squashed

by chemical ali May 22, 2006

Element of Surprise

An all girls robotics team who is hardworking. They have had many laughs and have shed tears together but always come together in the end.

They are the Element of Surprise!

by hwekfhwifywh22 October 9, 2016

the nine elemental dragons of zarnia

Only the most superior living organisms. They are so cool, they make you want to kick your mom in the face. presently the current dragons are:
Justin Cottom
Ian Smith
Sarah Pozzi
Stephanie Keblish
Lauren Korsmoe
Michelle Quach
Chris Palmer
Joe Davis
Gavin Daly

The nine elemental dragons of Zarnia are so much cooler than you!

by Justin and Ian April 19, 2005

Elderberryfish

Derives from an individual who likes saying random things - elderberry comes from one time use in monthy python and fish are random in all ocasions. Can be used to describe a very rare or strange thing, or as a random statement.

ElderberryFish!
Dude you smell of elderberryfish!
Well maybe I'll go ad find an elderberryfish.
Sure, and elderberry fish live in abundance on mars (!)
Dude, how many people have ever heard the word Elderberry fish before!

by Nick BC October 11, 2004

Elder Fuþark

The eldest of the elder and younger Fuþarks.

Elder Fuþark(Elder Futhark)was the written language of choice in first century Nordic regions. The alphabet consists of 24 runes: f, u, þ, a, r, k, g, w, h, n, i, j, ï, p, z, s, t, b, e, m, l, ŋ, d, and o.

See also: Runic

Historian: What is this? My word its Elder Fuþark! It must be 2 millennia old!

by VbPeppermint December 25, 2007