alternating caps disorder

A condition in which an individual irrationally abandons normal conventions of typing in an effort to plague the internet with annoying hogwash such as: "rEmEmBerRrZZzz tHe Lil bLacKIE aNd ThE oOziNaToR?!?1 roFolzers lolZears Omgzz!"; may be susceptible to spelling things incorrectly.

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs disorder: Oh mANn too fuNNie! hehe But yAa yAA gOOd TymessS!!

by minimai and rudoggy August 7, 2006

Obsessive Jonas Disorder

or OJD. A symptom caused by too much Jonas. If you say the name "Jonas" and your friend screams, you know she's got it. Normally found in teenage girls especially around tour time. Or 3D movie time. Or J.O.N.A.S time. Or all three. Send her to Team Jonas immediately.

After seeing the new 3D movie I had major Obsessive Jonas Disorder.

by jonasgirl92 March 16, 2009

discordia

Discordia means discord in Latin and is also the Roman name for the goddess of chaos, strife, and discord (hence the name) She is also known as Eris or Strife and originated from Greek mythology.

Discordia will you come over here and help me?

by Death-Life August 14, 2017

disordinary

The feeling of dismantled, disrupted, and mildly disorientated but somewhat still ordinary.

She may appear ordinary to the public but her disrupted mind state is deeply dismantled leaving her somewhat disordinary.

by Ghettosmurf1234 October 2, 2019

lel disorder

When someone texts lel way too much and eventually begins to send it in almost every text.

A: "I think you may have lel disorder"
B: "Don't be silly lel

by FallenKnight August 29, 2016

OSD - Obsessive Smiley Disorder

Kinda self-explanatory, its using a shit ton of smilies in every single one of your conversations online/texting.

=) =P 8D =0 =( =\ ^.^ ^.- <----this person has OSD - Obsessive Smiley Disorder

by The Real Dr. Robert March 26, 2010

Multiple Profile Disorder

Multiple profile disorder (MPD) is a social networking disorder characterized by having at least one "alter" personality that controls behavior. The "alters" are said to occur spontaneously and involuntarily, and function more or less independently of each other.

They may be evident by posts that are not characteristic of the known person and seem widely out of normal character. Some of the posts may be offensive and unfiltered.

The unity of consciousness, by which we identify our selves, is said to be absent in MPD. Another symptom of MPD is spontaneous posts in conjuction with amnesia, which can't be explained by ordinary forgetfulness.

Multiple Profile Disorder posts may include "Dear bitch who stole my parking space after I drove around and waited 20 minutes: You'll get your Christmas cheer in the form of karma."

by Sweet girl with angst issues December 7, 2010