Dingle Douche Burger

A combination of the words 'dingle douche' and 'douche burger' to describe a person that is just so unbearably awful that nobody likes him/her.

I can't stand that guy, Tony. He's such a Dingle Douche Burger!

by Mrs. Raechel Shiny October 31, 2011

Dingle Punnet

When a persons dingle berry count exceeds an immediately countable number it is a Dingle Punnet or a Punnet of Dingle Berrys.

Guy 1: I haven't wiped my arse in so long i probably have multiple Dingle Berrys
Guy 2: you've probably got a whole dingle punnet by now.

by DinglePicker April 29, 2015

Dingle-fairy

A species of fairies that are known for hanging off of or being near buttocks. Known for their high pitched voices and eating feces. Can be used as an adjective for people as well.

I was playing counter strike yesterday and there was some dingle-fairy in the lobby.

by FaekNome June 17, 2015

dinglebanana

A turd that has gone past the size of a berry and is approaching or has approached the size of a full turd.

If by "third leg" you mean the dinglebanana hanging out from his butthole.

by Dinglebanana September 6, 2016

dinger daddy

The guy that smokes weed and fucks bitches and hit dingers whenever he wants

I'm the fucking dinger daddy

by Dingerdaddy November 17, 2016

dingle sausage

Relative to a human dingle berry, a very indecisive person who cannot keep plans to save their life

Todd: Last week Tim told me he wanted to go to cancun and now he wants to buy a four wheeler. Only to end up buying a pointless engagement ring.
James: Oh what a dingle sausage.

by Goaty12 February 22, 2017

Dingle drop

While having sex The guy takes a shit and doesn't wipe and then a girl bites the dingle berries off the guys butthole hairs and then they kiss and mix it in their mouths

"I just fucked this guy but u know how I did it?"How"? We did the dingle drop

by Jonathan Romero February 23, 2017