Thinks He's better than everyone, always a bully and thinks He's always right, but in all reality is just an ASS..
by nooonnnan January 19, 2011
David Is a disrespectful man. His chances of getting a lady are really low. His personality is horrible.
by Awesomegal92 March 05, 2016
A huge asshole that thinks his shit don't stink! He lies and is controlling. He will put you down and try to keep you there so you don't realize there are better guys out there! Davids are poisonous beings that should be left to live their miserable lives alone!
by widowermaker6969 August 18, 2011
by Skye Rainbow January 12, 2012
A riddle. A myth. A mystery. One would think he is a fit and healthy fella with a body to yearn for, but one would be wrong!
For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can!
David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own!
Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around
For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can!
David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own!
Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around
by coolguy465 May 20, 2011
A guy who looks like your mum fucked an old, wrinkly unicorn and had babies. David is a motherfucker who doesn't take any shit unless its from a legal sewage centre. Also has a massive butthole
by YESMYPSEUDONYM July 01, 2018
The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.
God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.
by Punished Vegas January 19, 2020