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The cuck oven

A husband , his wife, and another man are all under one blanket. The wife and other man are having sex while the husband is getting cuckolded.
We only had one blanket so we all crawled underneath it. After a while it became apparent to me that was being cuckolded and the I was in the cuck oven
by TheCuriousCaseOfAids March 3, 2016
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Cuck trap

A thread or comment that, intentionally or not, causes uproar and angry responses. Similar to bait.
Guy 1: Holy fuck look at this Reddit thread, everyone is posting angry comments. Guy 2: I saw it earlier, that whole thing is just a cuck trap.
by BillBobbo69 May 21, 2018
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food cuck

someone who is on a diet and only eats once a day
individual 1: is that freak sniffing food? what's up with that?
individual 2: they're a food cuck. they sniff food just to feel something
by eimguy November 19, 2022
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Shadow Cuck

This is when your female is thinking about the likes of your neighbor Dave or Gerald whilst in the midst of the lovemaking act. Looking in your females eyes and knowing you’re being shadow cucked can lead to instantaneous orgasm.
Greg couldn’t come over and cuck me last night... fortunately Linda was wishing for him and shadow cucked me so I could get mine.
by Shadow cuck May 21, 2019
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conditioner cuck

A person (usually a guy) who only has one thing on his mind: conditioner
Doesn't take great care of his body and doesn't have much of a life, but makes up for it by purchasing expensive hair products, personal hygiene items etc. which, are the only thing he talks about and flexes on his friends, which mostly are emotionally distant from him, and they don't want to be around him, they don't hang out with him, he hangs out with them, and does so like a leech, clinging on and sucks until there isn't anything left to suck. Very draining to be around, and makes dumb overused jokes and sexual innuendos, despite not ever being sexually active.
José: Watch out, here he comes.
Zacharias: No kidding, lets get out of here before that conditioner cuck starts following us everywhere we go.
by Pollo👍 December 19, 2021
mugGet the conditioner cuckmug.

Cummings Cuck

A 46 year old burly man who identifies as a 5th year apprentice. He does not like to be watched, he only likes to watch.

**Caution do not mistake this cuck for a kook.**
Hey Jack! What ever happened to Mr. Snuffleupagus? He was a real Cummings Cuck!
by ah94 March 8, 2023
mugGet the Cummings Cuckmug.

mah cuck

"I want something big in my mouth"
"Suck Mah Cuck"
by SGally November 19, 2017
mugGet the mah cuckmug.

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