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The equivalent of crumbs in the bed

A term rarely used, but refers to when a person is being very annoying or dumb. Because People hate when there food leaves crumbs in there bed, and say that it’s annoying, that means that the person you are referring to, is annoying.
Ugh, Jack just asked me out again, even though I’ve told him I’m Aroace!
Dude, he is the equivalent of crumbs in the bed
Ain’t that the truth
by GARLIC_Demon August 7, 2022
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to crumb

(verb) the act of leaving crumbs behind
to crumb means:
oops i crumbed!
omg she crumbed on the table
oh look she’s crumbing
by thatcrumbinggal October 30, 2023
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Dust Pan Butt Crumb

When the janitor is cleaning and he comes across shreds of shitty toilet paper in his dust pan.
Hey did you get that picture of the dust pan butt crumb?
by Tan Stan September 28, 2023
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Beef Crumb

A rather small piece of shit left in the asshole that has dried over time
gerald knew he didn’t wipe very well when he saw beef crumbs in my boxers :)
by michelle.hanes May 20, 2021
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crumb-bum

Old American hobo slang, derogatory for a fellow hobo of really bad character.

The word "bum" is old hobo jargon for a hobo who don't do any honest work for his food and shelter, and as a such is poisoning the towns and communities for hobos with well intention.
"crumbs" is hobo slang for lice, which is something you for obvious reasons don't want to catch, especially if you are a hobo with enough concerns already in regards to everyday survival.

When the two traits are combined you get a character you certainly don't want to be a travel companion with, A person who will leech off your efforts and only give you a head-lice infection in return.
-Cigarette in Emperor of the North was a crumb-bum he just tagged along with A No. 1 and was of no help when it counted.

-Don't be such a crumb-bum take a shower and get a job!

-The modern elite are crumb-bums, living off the spoils of a once rich society they fail to maintain.
by Danmark July 9, 2023
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Crumb down

The feeling of guilt after you eat a whole pack of biscuits (or cookies) in one sitting.
I was only going to have one cookie but I couldn’t stop. All I have left is crumbs and guilt. I’m on a crumb down
by Jmeadows1992 October 28, 2023
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Poo-Poo Crumbs

Tristan....
Tristan is Poo-Poo Crumbs
Bro you can't even wipe correctly, You got Poo-Poo Crumbs out the wazoo
by OhMyFFMGod January 13, 2023
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