Crime

The acts of being nice and doing what a great citizen should!

"Hey, comrade, I just committed a crime!"
"Well done, comrade! You get free breadstick!"

by StalaniumTheGreatDictator! July 27, 2021

Grave Crime

eh, some unknown audio maker who thinks he is cool

Grave Crime, is in fact a little bitch

by Taluhn August 2, 2021

late crime

When you are so egregiously late for an appointment or event that it is considered criminal.

Patient: Hello, I'm Jack. I'm here for my teeth cleaning appointment.

Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Crime Minister

Infamously used for Shehbaz Sharif who was released on bail for well-documented family-led corruption case also happens to be the Prime Minister of Pakistan.

You gave me purpose Mr. Crime Minister. I can be a thug and lead a country at the same time.

we do not want a thug to lead our nation Crime Minister

by beginagain August 14, 2022

Word Crimes

When you spell the same paragraph as someone else only in different spelling.
"Just keep in mind that "be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not letters
Get it together
Use your spell-checker
You should never
Write words using numbers
Unless you're seven
Or your name is Prince" - Weird Al (Word Crimes)

Behold the fall of literacy, it started with and emote and ended with a whimper. I hate these WORD CRIMES.......

by Stillwatter August 21, 2022

Crime

The opposite of a kiss.

"But he wasn't there for a kiss, he was there for the opposite of a kiss, which is crime."

by PCubiles September 12, 2022

Be Mad, Do Crime

A saying based on the original “Be Gay Do Crime.” The slogan “Be gay, Do crime” is an anti-capitalistic and anti-authoritarian statement, implying that crime and incivility may be necessary to earn equal rights given the criminalization of homosexuality around the world. "Be mad, Do crime" speaks to how being a mad person is inherently criminal therefore all things you do that relate to your madness are crimes. The statement is intended to speak out against the sanist notions our society has toward non-normative states of consciousness.

Live unapologetically, be mad, do crime.

by MVm\M April 25, 2022