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Dane Cooking

Watching Dane Cook's stand-up routine, or reciting lines from the routine.
Sam:"Karen is always a bag of douche!!"
Chris: "And Mass starts at what....a quarter of five in the morning? But, you had to get good seats."
Sam: Well, it was nice Dane Cooking with you, but I gotta go.
by Katie A W November 9, 2008
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clocking

verb.

The act of tampering with the odometer of a vehicle to make it appear that the vehicle has not travelled as far as it really has. This tactic is often employed to sell a vehicle for more than it is actually worth.
Dan bought his car from a shonky dealer. I told him that the car had probably been clocked, but he had no idea what clocking was. He's fucked if the rego inspector picks up on it.
by TeraByte911 December 16, 2008
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cooking

How a white boy describes somthin that's sty-fel-in
"that chick is cookING man!"
by THE bomb July 2, 2003
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Cooking Douche

1:Have you seen that episode of The F-Word with Meatloaf in it?
2: Oh yeah, he yells, "goodbye, AAAH!' at the end, haha.
1: Cooking Douche's show is hilarious sometimes
by Kilroy Higgins August 28, 2009
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Cooking Bacon

To cock-block; to prevent one from getting play a.k.a. the digits, having sex or the booty. Preventing one from starting a relationship
I was trying to get this lovely young woman's phone number but my best friend was cooking bacon
by IbeCookin June 1, 2011
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william hung cooking show

william hung cooking show is a cooking show where imitating william hung REALLY FUNNY!
dude have you heard of the william hung cooking show? it's awsome!
by J.J. DuDe September 25, 2006
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Cucking Frazy

A little less offensive way of saying fucking crazy.
Komal said that the guy was acting cucking frazy.
by komzy May 11, 2014
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