clam-grappler

1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.

Stay away from Manny, he is a clam-grappler. Poor Juanita's cho-cho will never be the same!

by Florben Borgsen January 31, 2009

Clam On Yecord

Clam on yecordis an Admin that likes to keep the server clean.

a very strict clam from the ocean..
Members March as they loudly protest: “UNMARONE LEAT YOU OLD MAN”

Did you hear about that dude clam on yecord ?
yeah. he’s a virgin
“yo clam jail me i posted spam haha”

by Not Leat 💯 August 23, 2021

Clam puncher

Big angry ugly lesbian

"the opposite to lipstick lesbian"
Likely wanting to punch instead of caressing a Vagina.

"That looks like a clam puncher"

by SomeRandomMum March 19, 2023

Boiling The Clam

Boiling The Clam

When a woman masturbates in the shower using boiling hot water.

Female 1: Man, I'm having a hard time walking today
Female 2: Why?
Female: I was Boiling The Clam this morning.

by URBAN-IDIOM September 24, 2018

Clam chowdown

Oral sex on a female

"Now I'm not saying she's a lesbian but, wouldn't be surprised if she liked to preform the good ol' clam chowdown"

by Mr Mc Flop March 30, 2019

Clam Jelly

The flavorful nutrients excreted from the meat flaps after an eventful evening.

Dude your hands smell like clam jelly

by Dr Clam September 6, 2020

clam spit

The female act of urinating.

"I must excuse myself to the lady's room," said Suzy after her fourth cosmopolitan. "I have to go let the clam spit."

by Chief_BigNic November 20, 2016