Clam hamper

A lesbians mouth

That stupid lesbo wouldn’t shut her clam hamper

by Filthy Mark March 15, 2021

Clam Shovel

A wicked awesome utensil used for shoveling that chow down your gullet.

Grab your clam shovels, and let's get chowdering!

by Chowder Chad's biggest fan November 05, 2023

smashed clam

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.

Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.

by wetfart August 01, 2014

Clam Mom

Middle aged female that you can smell during hot yoga, and has noticeably weathered skin due to intense tanning. High likelihood of excessive folds that not even spanx can contain.

person 1 "Great Friday yoga session, but did you notice that clam mom in the front row?"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"

by billbrasky2015 January 24, 2020

clam shanty

A modern new age name for the vagina/pussy.

I told this guy he needed to bring his clam shucker over here to crack open my clam shanty.

by Darcizzle March 23, 2023

Captain Clam

When a chick shaves her pubic hair into an elegant little moustache.

I used to prefer bald until I met a woman with a Captain Clam.

by Mobscenity October 21, 2014

Clam-check

A nut-check but for a female.

Jose deserves a clam-check

by Anne.me January 16, 2008