Chain-Shitting

(n.)- The act of 2 or more people shitting right after each other usually leading one to have to smell the other persons nasty shit fumes because you either:

a. have one bathroom

b. have to take a shit badly

It's origins are found in the word chain-smoking, meaning to smoke cig after cig.

Shitter #1: Ay man, Ima take a shit real quick.

Shitter #2: Fuck hurry up! I gotta wait and now we have to go through chain-shitting. Great!

by SRLthaballa November 6, 2009

Chain Surfing

Chain Surfing happens when someone is surfing the internet, sees an "interesting" link then opens it in a new tab or new window (who the heck still opens in a new window?). The person briefly checks the new tab/window then stumbles upon a new link and then opens it in a new tab/window. The person will keep repeating the process until he realizes that he is now looking up nazism and he has wasted more than 30 minutes reading random stuff not really related to the original website. This usually happens on wikipedia, youtube, cracked, etc.

1.)

xkcd.com/214

2.)

A- "Hey, look up info on the digestive system while I go use the bathroom."

B- "Okay."

(after 20 minutes)

A- What did you get?

B- I ended up watching Kermit the frog. Didn't get shit done.

A- You were chain surfing again!?! Paper's due tomorrow!

B- Blame wikipedia.

by zycose January 17, 2011

mexican chainsaw

A edger/trimmer for lawns, more commonly known as a weed eater, or a weed whacker.

"You hear that chainsaw?" -suburban guy

"It's a mexican chainsaw, yo" -smarter guy

by Trotskygrad2 May 2, 2009

Chaise

One of the coolest, sarcastic, most beautiful girls in the world. Can always be trusted and is always loyal if you are loyal to them. They may seem like a jerk to anyone who doesn’t know them, but joke’s in them, she is deep down an extremely kind hearted person. Chaise’s are known for their ability to design incredible costumes/clothing and their surprising talent at Mario Kart and other Nintendo games. Chaise’s always have the best sense of humor and can always bring up those who are down. You’re one of the luckiest people alive if you ever meet one.

Holy shit, that girl Chaise is incredible!

by LongLiveLogan September 27, 2017

chaining

Following related links on websites like Wikipedia or YouTube after you look something up until you end up on something completely unrelated to what you were initially looking for.

As a verb: to chain

"I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory."

John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.

by Xeno the Blind April 19, 2008

daisy-chain

Several(3 or more) chicks laying pussy to head forming a chain(I.E chick A puts tounges chick B's pussy while Chick B tounges Chick C's pussy Ect. until the last chick in the chain tounges chick A's pussy)

dude that daisy chain was 20 chicks long!

by DoCtOr PiMp June 1, 2003

Rocks my chain

When a girl doesn't want anything more from you then to jack you off

"Kaily just rocks my chain, nothing more"

by Hannnamoon September 22, 2016