One of the most fake guys you'll ever meet! Brandon is manipulative and turns all your friends against you. He will call you names then reject ever saying it. He is a life wrecker! Amazing! Right?
by McNuggetss April 9, 2019

the best looking guy around he is a sexy babe that is amazing he goes to linden and i just love him he is very nice, athletic and most of all just the most amazing guy i love him so much
brandon is sexy
by Brandon's gf May 14, 2018

by PaulsBoosted August 23, 2018

Guy 1: hey whose that guy
Guy2: that's Brandon, he's a fuckin cunt. He fucked my fiancé the day before our wedding
Guy2: that's Brandon, he's a fuckin cunt. He fucked my fiancé the day before our wedding
by Poeticle May 27, 2017

someone who looks like they are a caveman. This can mean they have a big chin or that they have no lips in this case! He may also be batman (man of bat)
"You are a Brandon"
by Raaahhhhh January 27, 2013

