Muff Bandit

a person (usually male) who is surrounded by muff, up to his neck in muff, or gets too much muff to handle. but remember there is no such thing as too much muff.

that kid right there is a muff bandit

by rustyhunch April 26, 2010

Sea bandit

One who fish, dump waste, and carry weapons in our seas.

Oh George, you're such a sea bandit.

Only a sea bandit would do something like shitting in the ocean.

by bryangregorski April 1, 2009

Bandit country

Area in south London centered around Bermondsey, The bandits are a group of hardcore Millwall football fans, very dangerous on match days if ur not a millwall fan, is part of the area known as deep south.

Luton football fan: 'those guys in stone island tops are looking at us funny',
Bandit: 'fuck u lookin at?'
Luton fan: 'nothin so fuck off!'
bandit grabs luton fan by throat
Bandit: 'u wonna watch ur mouth bruv, ur in bandit country now and no one will know u were fuckin ere.'
luton fan gets battered by 10 Millwall bandits.

by london12 June 17, 2006

Bum Bandit

To playfully but forcefully shove one, two or three fingers up a mates bum,usually accompanied by a loud cry of "BUM BANDIT"

Ewan: "BUM BANDIT" * shoves fingers up Adam's bum

Adam: owwww, you fuck

by cocknob17 February 26, 2009

arse-bandit

Fuck pig

You are a fuckpig

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

backrow bandits

1. To misbehave terribly in the back row of the class, chewing pens, taking photo's, writing notes.

2. To be part of a moving underground cult to destory and overthrow the foundations of the french department and the sacred dictionary.

e.g The BackRow Bandits were disgustingly immature during French in Room 23. They are getting scankier by the day.

e.g Those BackRow Bandits set fire to the dictionary today, aren't they crazy?

by Da French Crew Massive May 19, 2005

dick bandit

The combination of a Douche Bag and an Asshole. Most often a goofy, pathetic or annoying individual.

Jimmy is such a Dick Bandit. He's always drinking my beer!

by The Original Easy E June 11, 2006