spaz badger

1. A person that is truly a fucking idiot.

"Mike, kick the ball you fucking spaz badger"

by Xx_Sniperpro_xX July 9, 2016

Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

can i have a midnight badger

by rogermcdoger July 22, 2012

Jen-Badgering

When someone named Jen badgers someone constantly over deadlines or other information.

She won't stop Jen-Badgering me over this email.

by DaytonXD9 July 12, 2021

Badger Butt

A smear of (brown) shit across a white person’s ass

Man I think Tony was suffering from that curry, I saw some serious Badger Butt as he ran to the toilets

by Stephsteal July 28, 2016

swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger

oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight

by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013

Badger Love

The love of badgers badger

the act of loving badgers beastafelia

badger love - if it aint gay, its ok!!

I love badgers...especially ones by the sea

by Hi-Ho-Horho December 25, 2008

badger-legging

The term badger-legging comes from the way badgers use their boneless front legs for sensing the environment much like the antenna of an insect.

Dave: Have you checked out that new pub yet?
Paul: Mate, I'm badger-legging it right now - full of old folks with moustaches
Dave: Damn.

by Alfy2020 May 18, 2011