My dick

Too small

We all know it

My dick:

Jannie: DO NOT date Peter. His dick is so Tiny.
Katheline: Ok, I'll pass.

by undeadly deadly dead November 15, 2018

Suck my dick

When a girl/boy starts to suck a boy's dick. It creates cum, leading to oral sex.

"Suck my dick."
"Uhh, harder . . ."

by I love doing sex November 9, 2025

My juicy dick

A nice desert 👍

My juicy dick is tasty! Wanna have some?

by Fang is cool October 6, 2022

Stepping on my dick

When someone hates on your success in front of you

Joe found out I got a raise and started stepping on my dick

by Those guys on a road trip May 29, 2024

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025

Suck my dick

A way of saying “fuck off” but funnier

-“You look like a potato in that picture” “suck my dick

by LittleLily(suck my dick) April 4, 2019

my dick so long

When u see ur mum

FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long

by Pussy eater 0 February 22, 2019