Blast the shaft

When a guy uses a removable shower head to blast the shaft of his penis.

Johnny: Yesterday I was blasting my shaft(blast the shaft) and it was amazing.

by SmileyFaceGuy April 22, 2009

Shaft

Putting everything you got into something and getting screwed in the ass aka getting ripped off this word can also be used in mobile gacha games like DB legends to complain about not getting a certain featured unit on a summon banner after trying to get it for the 1 millionth time

You: dude I can’t get the new LF vegito blue I’ve already used about 30k crystals on this banner and still haven’t gotten him I got hit with the shaft

Friend: damn I got him like on my 3rd summon with only 5k crystals

You: fuck you

by Supasyanide May 15, 2021

Shaft one

What an angry boy says before he blocks you for 16 minutes and then adds you back and says I love you

“You can literally shaft one”

by Shafter101 July 2, 2019

Purple shaft

Shoving a gerbil in your ass through a tube

I knew then when blazer sent a gerbil through his ass in a tube that he may be doing the purple shaft

by Backhand Brooklynn January 29, 2022

shaft leg

When your dick droops down as long as your leg

Girl: ohh shit he has a shaft leg

by Newkitty September 4, 2016

shaft mistress

when a man cums on a woman's upper lip between the nostrils and her lips to resemble a stream of cum that looks like a mustache

that girl is a shaft mistress.

Why?

cause, she got a cum mustache.

by skye6 December 5, 2013

Bachlohm shaft

a mans penis in the morning/ bachlohm shaft

the bachlohm shaft is to be put in the ziz wheel

by Proffesor bryan August 31, 2010