Rooster

A really hard piss or a strong morning piss.

Billy drank 19 beers and was so damn drunk that he took a rooster all over the bathroom stall.

by Dr. Clif Clif June 04, 2015

Rooster

Your really rich prick of a friend

Ciaran is an absolute rooster

by Yeahfam July 18, 2017

guarding rooster

cock blocker; one who prevents another from having sexual relations. Also shortened as GR.

Yo man, I was trying to get with Emily but Ben is such a guarding rooster.

by miniricci March 10, 2010

Rocky Rooster

my really really cute tabby kitten that meows.

omg look its rocky rooster!

by RockyRooster October 10, 2011

Rooster in a coke bottle

"Rooster in a coke bottle" upset, or angry. Feeling rushed or under pressure. "Squeezed" mad. Roosters are generally a protected species, some might call them in Angry Bird. Imagine a Rooster squeezed into a coke bottle, he's pretty upset right. So hence the expression rooster and a coke bottle. when you feel under the gun or squeezed or under pressure, you get a little upset sometimes. Have you ever heard the expression" Running around like a chicken with its head cut off ?"

My boss has me feeling like a rooster in a coke bottle

by Abraham English July 05, 2018

Sexier than socks on a blind rooster

youre sexier than socks on a blind rooster, so sexy and hot

blake is sexier than socks on a blind rooster!

by bigbootybitchesbeonmydick March 04, 2023

The Rooster Lord

The Rooster God of Feathers, Humanity, mortal peril and minor inconveniences.

I've been stopped at every redlight today, I should pray to the Rooster Lord for his grace and prosperity.

by Carl the Rooster Gos March 06, 2024