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Jared Effect Theory

Aka the ‘Jared Meeks Phenomenon’ occurs when, something that should go wrong won’t, to enforce one’s ego and ignorance on those around him.
The Jared Effect Theory would consist of someone telling you something profound/unbelievable, then the subject will either complete the task and get consumed by self affirmations, or the subject might come up with any excuse in the world to avoid being looked at as human.
by imchampurchump March 28, 2025
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jarees

Jarees is a compassionate down to earth man, but he is a player. He plays tf out of every female until he finds the right one. He is the goofiest guy you will ever meet. He’s sweet like candy, and as soft as a teddy bear. Smells good too. Sexy af.
Jarees is the man of the year
by Lucky727 December 18, 2018
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Jared’s girlfriend

Jared girlfriend is a fucking weirdo nobody likes her except sometimes Jared. And she looks like shreck or something. Happy Pancake Tuesday
Is that Jared’s girlfriend
Yeah can she fuck off
by J123345 March 4, 2025
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Jared

Jared is a scary boy who gives no warning and is the perfect person to cry on. He is the worst driver in the history of ever and should never be trusted to operate a vehicle or heavy machines
Oh my god they’re such a bad driver they must be a Jared
by ABCD2222 March 30, 2020
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jared

how did jared do that
by jared1234ja April 22, 2021
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jared

jared is a homosexual boy who goes to tim hortons too much and likes to fuck thots in the comfort of his basement to prove he is not in fact gay. He is also a member of the thot patrol and is a major ladies man, which is how he's successful in luring thots into his dungeon. he also plays minecraft lol loser.
jared SUCKS i dOn't nEed a sentence TO provE iT
by hyfrsfjhjitrsctvbghnjml May 24, 2019
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Jared

That weird Samoan named Jared is a Nigerian husky dragon!
by Sfjjhddcvv6787gjk June 7, 2019
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