A person (usually a guy) who only has one thing on his mind: conditioner
Doesn't take great care of his body and doesn't have much of a life, but makes up for it by purchasing expensive hair products, personal hygiene items etc. which, are the only thing he talks about and flexes on his friends, which mostly are emotionally distant from him, and they don't want to be around him, they don't hang out with him, he hangs out with them, and does so like a leech, clinging on and sucks until there isn't anything left to suck. Very draining to be around, and makes dumb overused jokes and sexual innuendos, despite not ever being sexually active.
Doesn't take great care of his body and doesn't have much of a life, but makes up for it by purchasing expensive hair products, personal hygiene items etc. which, are the only thing he talks about and flexes on his friends, which mostly are emotionally distant from him, and they don't want to be around him, they don't hang out with him, he hangs out with them, and does so like a leech, clinging on and sucks until there isn't anything left to suck. Very draining to be around, and makes dumb overused jokes and sexual innuendos, despite not ever being sexually active.
José: Watch out, here he comes.
Zacharias: No kidding, lets get out of here before that conditioner cuck starts following us everywhere we go.
Zacharias: No kidding, lets get out of here before that conditioner cuck starts following us everywhere we go.
by Pollo👍 December 19, 2021
Get the conditioner cuckmug. A 46 year old burly man who identifies as a 5th year apprentice. He does not like to be watched, he only likes to watch.
**Caution do not mistake this cuck for a kook.**
**Caution do not mistake this cuck for a kook.**
by ah94 March 8, 2023
Get the Cummings Cuckmug. -Abbreviation of Tactical Cuckold, someone who like to see others do all the military work.
-A wanna-be BroVet that walks, talks, and acts like a combat Veteran, yet has never served in Combat Arms or even the military.
-Evolution of Tacti-Fag for the enlightened age since LGBTQ shooters have been slaying bodies since before the Spartans oiled up each other at Thermopile.
-A wanna-be BroVet that walks, talks, and acts like a combat Veteran, yet has never served in Combat Arms or even the military.
-Evolution of Tacti-Fag for the enlightened age since LGBTQ shooters have been slaying bodies since before the Spartans oiled up each other at Thermopile.
Don't be a Tacti-Cuck, your operator hat and Cry Precision won't make up for your lack trigger time.
Him: "Slay bodies!" or "Sheep Dog" or _________
You: "Get back to your keyboard and Gucci guns you Tacti-Cuck fuck."
Him: "Slay bodies!" or "Sheep Dog" or _________
You: "Get back to your keyboard and Gucci guns you Tacti-Cuck fuck."
by EBS Inc. November 7, 2018
Get the Tacti-Cuckmug. A Cuck that watches a couple through the window without them knowing. Someone who views sexual intercourse through windows unchecked.
Bro I’m window cucking the neighbors so hard, they don’t even see me through the window with my disguise.
by Tedmburke December 6, 2021
Get the Window Cuckmug. by twiggyriot January 10, 2022
Get the capitalist cuckmug. by SGally November 19, 2017
Get the mah cuckmug. Someone who has no self respect. Commonly found "curtseying" (male or female) and sucking up to inbred upper class idiots. Believes he/she is too stupid to be able to chose their own head of state. Has a quasi-sexual interest in being demeaned and enslaved. Has no ambition or personal pride.
That news presenter is such a feudo-cuck. Look at him grovelling to that witch from Buckingham Palace. Have some self respect!
by Emeritus Professor of Sh1te. June 2, 2022
Get the Feudo-cuckmug.