Glitter is a beautiful version of sand. They get everywhere, stick to everything, and are soooooooo super hard to clean up. Especially when its in the carpet. Just ask Brandon Farris is you dont believe me.
by Laupunzel July 15, 2022
Get the Glittermug. by theglittermethod June 26, 2018
Get the glitter methodmug. Someone who is a cannibal and kills people they also drinks sink water don’t mess with them cause they will murder you
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by Glitter man October 22, 2020
Get the Glittermug. A person who perceives they have a higher social status than they actually do. This individual feels a constant need to remind those around them of their fictional superiority.
by B-List-Influencer October 8, 2023
Get the Stupid Glitter Cuntmug. This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)
This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.
Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.
Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.
Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
Get the Glitter Noodlemug. Someone with large amounts of glitter in or on their hair and clothes, usually this person is in Colorguard or Gymnastics, and uses large amounts of hairspray.
Girl 1: yo dude look at Amber. She literally has glitter in the roots of her hair!
Girl 2: what do you expect? She's a Glitter Queen.
Girl 2: what do you expect? She's a Glitter Queen.
by cakecakecakecakecakecake December 24, 2015
Get the Glitter Queenmug. by Tunnelvisioned* July 20, 2023
Get the east coast glittermug.