verb. {to get} double sided / to double side smthing, smone.
To avoid, or be avoided of a certain topic by redirecting the subject towards something more complex related to said topic, in a way to create confusion, thus leading to the subject forgetting what the topic was truly about.
To avoid, or be avoided of a certain topic by redirecting the subject towards something more complex related to said topic, in a way to create confusion, thus leading to the subject forgetting what the topic was truly about.
Joe: Hey Jane, do you wanna have some fun?
Jane: Of course! Let's plan a nice little vacation with my mom.
Joe: Jane, it's 1 in the morning I thought we could...
Jane: Right now? Alright, but I'm a bit tired. I'll go get the pamphlets and check airfares on the inter--
Joe: Fuck you Jane, stop double siding me with your bullshit.
Bob was annoyed that he kept getting double sided by his boss who was clearly ignoring Bob's plea to get a raise.
Jane: Of course! Let's plan a nice little vacation with my mom.
Joe: Jane, it's 1 in the morning I thought we could...
Jane: Right now? Alright, but I'm a bit tired. I'll go get the pamphlets and check airfares on the inter--
Joe: Fuck you Jane, stop double siding me with your bullshit.
Bob was annoyed that he kept getting double sided by his boss who was clearly ignoring Bob's plea to get a raise.
by DJDash August 6, 2008

The double text refers to impatient boys or girls usually desparate for their crush's attention. When two texts are sent without one reply making he/she seem desparate. Quite common, but more rare forms have been witnessed: the triple text and even the quadruple text.
Kurt: Hey babe you alright? Xxxx
NO REPLY
Kurt: Oooh givin me the silent treatment r we? :P xxx
The double text has been committed- NO REPLY
Kurt: what u up to bbe x
NO REPLY - triple text
Kurt: Mornin you, alrite today? X
Texts usually hours apart then increase to days apart as sender doesn't want to look desparate even though they are also note number of kisses declines.
NO REPLY
Kurt: Oooh givin me the silent treatment r we? :P xxx
The double text has been committed- NO REPLY
Kurt: what u up to bbe x
NO REPLY - triple text
Kurt: Mornin you, alrite today? X
Texts usually hours apart then increase to days apart as sender doesn't want to look desparate even though they are also note number of kisses declines.
by wldntulike2no;) October 22, 2011

To use two condoms instead of one. On the dirtiest ho's it's a good idea to wear a hazard suit instead.
by calducciano May 15, 2005

Taking another shit after you've already wiped. Since double wiping occurs during the same trip to the bathroom, a sore butthole is usually the result
Stacey was just about done wiping after a satisfying shit when she felt another torpedo coming down the tube. "Damn" she thought, "now my ass is gonna be sore the rest of the day" as she proceeded to take a double shit.
by enrique357 August 9, 2009

This word is used to say hello to people in online chat rooms, games or other communication programs. Like the use of *wave* or 'wave' Double Wavebow will just increase the feeling behind the wave. Double Wavebow are sent to good friends.
by 145px February 1, 2012

When someone type's "haha lol" when referring to their laughter. It is when they giggle at first but upon realizing that it is actually quite funny they burst out in laughter.
by JPer325 May 2, 2011

"I saw this crazy girl at the club last night. I was going to go talk to her, but she was busy double thumbing at the bar."
by sweet650 March 19, 2009
