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Brad

A Brad is the classic wannabe-Chad fuckboy.

A B-stringer who can't score many girls, and if he does he's settling big time compared to what he was aiming for.

He doesn't care about the girls he's with, and basically just straight up lies to them to try and get in their pants or get them plastered to make them (in his mind) "easier."
"A Brad is someone I'd punch if a girl wanted me to."
by AH73 July 21, 2020
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Pulling A Brad

When a man swims in too much poon. He has way to many girl ''friends''. Is a dick.
"Wow I wish I was Brad, he has so many women around, he's like Brad Pitt but more women."
"Yeah he has way too much poon for Pulling a Brad''
by Fart Chugger69 December 29, 2020
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Sad Brad

An interesting but lonely soal who hasn’t had head in a wile so is very reluctant to move forward with his life and stays quiet to reduce imperial burden
by Braddx November 29, 2022
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Brad

Don’t let him near your schools or kids
Holy shit a brad. “We got a code red, lock down the school”
by Waltuh_man February 21, 2023
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Brad Taylor

A bald woodworking teacher who is sexy wexy
“Brad Taylor is so sexy wexy
by Bradtaytayfanpage January 30, 2023
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Brad

A FUCKING FUCKTARD WHO IS A BITCH ASS. EATS COCK 24/7 AND LOVES IT. FAVORITE ACTIVITY IS TO FUCK YOUR DAY UP. BTW HE HAS CLOSE TO NO DICK
by BBYVAISH May 5, 2020
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BRAD

Beach Read After Dark - basically, a romance novel that is heavy on the steamy scenes and light on the plot. Coined by @beachreadsandbubbly
That book about the billionaire CEO is a total BRAD
by Beachreads&Bubbly August 23, 2022
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