Septic Badger

A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.

Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.

Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

spaz badger

1. A person that is truly a fucking idiot.

"Mike, kick the ball you fucking spaz badger"

by Xx_Sniperpro_xX July 9, 2016

Jen-Badgering

When someone named Jen badgers someone constantly over deadlines or other information.

She won't stop Jen-Badgering me over this email.

by DaytonXD9 July 12, 2021

Badger Butt

A smear of (brown) shit across a white person’s ass

Man I think Tony was suffering from that curry, I saw some serious Badger Butt as he ran to the toilets

by Stephsteal July 28, 2016

Badger Rat

A worn out loose Vagina resembling a dead Rat. Also smells like a Badger.

Did you go down on Sally last night? Nah, she had Badger Rat, I could smell it a mile off.

by Cri Cri W January 28, 2023

Midnight Badger

Similar to the Beer Monkey.

Feel rough this morning, had a visit from the Midnight Badger last night.

by Izaq July 16, 2003

Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

can i have a midnight badger

by rogermcdoger July 22, 2012