Time Warp Fish

A totally amazing fish that can alter time and is mostly found on the front page of math text books for some odd reasons.

"Hey man what's with the fish? Why is it on my text book?"
TIME WARP FISH!

by Zebra Zagels July 22, 2009

Tramp Wrap

This is when a girl gets a trashy tattoo that wraps around her side. Usually starting at her mid-back, wrapping around to her stomach. They can range from inspiring literature to flowers and vines. Not to be confused with the tramp stamp which is only found upon the lower back of a girl.

Kelli: "What kind of nasty tattoo does that girl have?"

Chris: "She's got one of those new tramp wraps!"

Kelli: "Oooh, can I get one that says 'Be Better'?"

Chris: "Sure, if you wanna fit in with those time sluts!!!"

by CIOAN (AppState) March 17, 2010

Scrap Wrap

Wrapping a gift with random pieces of wrapping paper... usually what's left over from all of your other presents. It usually uses much more tape than a normal wrap job and is always reserved for someone you have a special connection with. Done to the right person, possibly a sibling, it's a plus. To the wrong person, like a girlfriend or wife (unless she's perfect), a definite minus.

At Christmas I always wrap everyone's gifts all nice and tidy then scrap wrap my bro's cause he always puts mine in a brown paper bag and writes my name on it with a sharpie.

-or-

Husband: Sorry I scrap wrapped your gift, honey... I ran out of paper this morning.

Wife: It's over, I'm moving in with my sister. And, by the way, I'm sleeping with your best friend!!!

by n!!an December 23, 2010

Rib Wrap

The action in which a male positions his hands on the rib cage of a females body. Usually associated with intense emotions of lust or want.

He has the best Rib Wrap, have you seen his hands?

by momma coug July 2, 2011

Soul Wrapped

When two souls meet and become entwined making it nearly impossible to be away from each other for lengthy time periods. When you are away from each other, you are on each other's mind and just thinking about the other person makes your heart smile.

e.g: When #Mushu met #Luna and felt everything inside come alive. #Mushu knew #Mushu was soul wrapped with #Luna.

by Luna’s Mushu February 11, 2020

warpig

A very ugly girl that usually has a face like a pumpkin with a rotund lower body that is excessive in every way shape and form.

Tommy laid pipe to a warpig that kept screaming about green apples. Then asked if that fat bitch had left yet... talking to her.

by Atmosphere April 27, 2007

warped tour

a once punk show turned emofest over the years

goddamn, what happened to the Warped Tour?

by proudasshole July 15, 2005