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tom barnes

He is a incredibly sad boy who is surrounded by those who hate his guts and tell him constantly however despite these obvious facts that he is ever doomed to the ever growing loneliness that is the tissues and lubricant on his desk as well as the loli tentacle hentai displayed constantly on 1 of his monitors while the other one is a cycle of oiled up big black men he continues to push on hoping that one day he will be able to break out of his constant misery that is his life. To summarise this series of unfortunate events which he does deserve he is and will always be Alone, unloved and unwanted.
i would feel bad for my friend Tom Branes life although he does deserve it as his name is Tom Barnes.
by sphinx909 July 5, 2023
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booby barn

1 n: a strip club or adult club.
Hey johny, you wanna go to the (booby barn?) i heard your mom was gonna be there haha "johny: bruh"
by thathormyguy October 26, 2020
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barn cocking

by Paul@thebarn12 October 2, 2017
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Angus Barnes-Ferguson

Angus Barnes-Ferguson
Angus Barnes-Ferguson has a massive penis that is approximently 8-14 inches on average (But he has cerebral palsy).
by AdonisWillis August 18, 2024
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to rape the barn

to torch your own property in order to obtain insurance money
according to what I heard, to rape the barn is an easy way to make money in Putin's Russia
by Sexydimma March 11, 2015
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Hoyt Barnes

an annoying red haired, with nasty side burns and a big ugly spikey mop type person who enjoys all qualities of the average nerd.(Tiny lead figure painting, Computer games, star trek, etc.)
One who chooses to seek a mate who is unimaginably ugly, who could be mistaken for the opposite sex or a dog.
A being who mates on the couch with a parent walking in on the pair.
An individual who trys so fit in but is repeatedly denied.
Over all this is a being that is unwanted and should escape from the world that could become a cleaner, more beautiful environment.
"I really don't like those people"
"yeah, the're so ugly that Hoyt Barnes wouldn't even do that!"
by man gooch November 28, 2004
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Barnes (London, SW13)

A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos
Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024
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