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Sand Wedge Wiener

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.
Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
by Bananawiener March 29, 2019
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douche wiener

Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.
You're such a douche wiener.
by Lostinbrasil April 1, 2017
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wiener extension

an erect penis; i.e., the extending of the penis during peak arousal
She was hot. Really hot. So hot that I instantly got a wiener extension.

In order to have sex, you must first have a wiener extension.
by LD88 October 21, 2009
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wiener blind

A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.
Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.
by Jaycie Chance May 12, 2017
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Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not
I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.
by Dickhandle October 4, 2020
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Wiener-snip-zel

Bob got a German vasectomy. It was a real Wiener-snip-zel.
by Honeybadger43 June 15, 2024
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Chinese Wiener Trap

A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.
Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.
by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017
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