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weasel waxer

A woman, or a man, who services the penis of men who are typically unsuccessful in the hook up department.
“She's hooking up with another total Heeb?! She really is a weasel waxer!”
by AdMan Jones December 31, 2020
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Weasel Mootch

The cavernous vaginal opening of a large woman, who pretends she knows it all. Who is that full of herself, believes she is perfect as she is and everyone else is shit
Damn, that fat weasel had a huge mootch, it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen but she thinks it's pretty.

Weasel went to get her mootch waxed the other day and she told me the Asian worker said 'oh hunni you hab such preti pussy'

Weasel Mootch
by tobeat February 13, 2018
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Stoat and Weasel

Had to get some stoat and weasel at the fuel pump
by anonymous May 23, 2022
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weasel-bastard

Weasel-Bastard

N. An infant weasel or similar rodent that has been abandoned by it's parental figures, or potentially has a sound cloud rapper father that has neglected his fatherly responsibilities

Adj. A poorly formed insult created in the spur of the moment during a meltdown, intended to deliver a crucial blow to the victim; however, they are often left confused and unintended

Synonyms: Parakeet-Bitch, Douche Canoe, Ass Cat
N. "Look at that poor weasel-bastard out in the cold night alone"

Adj. "You're a weasel-bastard for interfering with our marriage"
by Spumonte December 19, 2017
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weasel fling

A weasel fling is when you dip your erect penis in Elmer's glue, cover it in dog hair(googly eyes optional), and proceed to cock slap your partner.
I gave Jenny the ol' weasel fling last night. She ended up looking like Tom Selleck.
by Mench Frontana August 20, 2017
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legal weasel

Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.
Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.
by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023
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Prickle Weasel

Someone who is a weasel but also an assholic prick
Dylan is such a little prickle weasel
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
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