Walmart Rollback

When you get your hoe that's wearing pantyhose to lay on the bed sideways. Pull the hose down of your hoe, bone her in the ass hArD! Pull out when ready to jizz and draw a smiley face on her ass using your jizz. Jizz two eyes and along the crack of her ass. Carefully pull the pantyhose up and out, as not to disturb your artwork. Let go of the hose so it snaps back. If you did it right, the wet jizz will soak through the hose and make a smiley face. Take cell phone pics to share with friends!

Yo! I'm going to pull a Walmart Rollback on my hoe tonight.

by Big-Johnson August 6, 2011

Walmart Run

A quick trip to the nearest Walmart often out of idle boredom, whether you buy anything or just play with the "try me" buttons on kid's toys. A Walmart run often involves two or more people, always on the spur of the moment, and is generally late at night or early in the morning.

"I'm tired of playing Halo 3 for my kick-ass Xbox 360, let's go on a Walmart run!"

"Hey, it's only 2 in the morning, we still have 4 hours before the sun rises, let's go on a Walmart run!"

" 'Two minors were kicked out of Walmart last night after causing a ruckus on a late-night Walmart run.' "

by Ben Deivert January 10, 2008

Walmart Taco

Don't ask.

You don't want to know what a Walmart Taco is. Seriously, don't ask.

by diamondmcunicorn January 24, 2010

walmart connection

a person who has very bad xbox live connection causing the whole game to lag.

leonardo1596 has a walmart connection.

by dicky1596 January 23, 2011

Walmart Nascar

An event that is held everyday unknowingly sponsored by Walmart by where any fly by day consumer can become an alustrious Nascar driver by hopping in one of those scooter carts and burn rubber around the store at a blinding 2 mph. Most notorious and famous drivers: old fat people, REALLY fat women, lazy people, white trash, and people with diabetes. Cash registers and the deli counters seem to be the pit stops, with the exit being the finish line.

hey, wanna go to the walmart nascar event today?

by repthobo October 13, 2011

Walmarting

Losing connection for more than 5 seconds, then re-entering a party on Xbox Live.

"So-and-so has left the Xbox Live party",
"Oh he soo walmarted."
"So-and-so has joined the Xbox Live party"
"I don't like walmarting."

by The Masked Unknown September 16, 2012

walmart is open

Code for when your fly is down

Hey man.. uh.. Walmart is open

by mollybah March 11, 2019