Couch whale is the defender of the basement they never sleep, they only wait. They start out as a basement troll but grow into a couch whale by being introduce to a couch that they like. They never leave the couch once they have turn, couch whales never part with there couch
by swmf2 December 29, 2009
Get the Couch Whalemug. When a man is about to orgasm, he shouts at the top of his lungs "AWOOOOO" and proceeds to jump into a pool as he climaxes
Christy: How was your date last night?
Amanda: Amazing! He did the sperm whale so we didn't have to clean up!
Amanda: Amazing! He did the sperm whale so we didn't have to clean up!
by Brwig September 30, 2019
Get the The Sperm Whalemug. A version of "What the Fuck?" used when the real phrase is either inappropriate and/or insufficient to show how surprised/annoyed you are. After all, whales don't fly.
--> usually used when you can't believe what a curve-ball life just threw you.
--> usually used when you can't believe what a curve-ball life just threw you.
1)
-Teacher: "Okay, hand in your essays."
-Students: "You didn't assign any essay..."
-Teacher: "What? I told 2nd period, so you should have known. Turn them in please."
-Students: "Whales That Fly?????"
2)
*you try to take cell phone out of pocket but it accidentally falls and the screen cracks*
-You: "Ugh! Whales That Fly."
-Teacher: "Okay, hand in your essays."
-Students: "You didn't assign any essay..."
-Teacher: "What? I told 2nd period, so you should have known. Turn them in please."
-Students: "Whales That Fly?????"
2)
*you try to take cell phone out of pocket but it accidentally falls and the screen cracks*
-You: "Ugh! Whales That Fly."
by madMFG November 6, 2010
Get the Whales That Flymug. An Ogglypoggily is only found in North Wales Seas, especially near the surfing beach Hells Mouth near Abersoch. It's distinct poisonous markings on its back (pink zebra stripes) along with its deadly spiny tail make it a very real threat to the Surfers.
They range from 4-15 metres long.
It hunts on surfers neoprene, making surfing a dangerous activity on these shores. The only way to resist attack is to whistle 'Humpty Dumpty' non stop.
They range from 4-15 metres long.
It hunts on surfers neoprene, making surfing a dangerous activity on these shores. The only way to resist attack is to whistle 'Humpty Dumpty' non stop.
by Surfersgf December 5, 2010
Get the Ogglypoggily Whalemug. by Kaden the whale June 6, 2018
Get the kaden the whalemug. by Hak44 August 24, 2009
Get the Whale tonguemug. Anyone woman that you know is well over 300 pounds just by first glance.
A woman that is so fat that you are willing to pay to get one of your friends to sleep with her.
A woman that is so fat that you are willing to pay to get one of your friends to sleep with her.
by big moe dorito April 17, 2009
Get the Whale Statusmug.