Nikolai Vodka

A cheap, shitty, bottom shelf vodka that comes in a plastic bottle that only broke alcoholics drink. If you want to get drunk for a buck and destroy your liver, drink Nikolai. Besides getting alcoholics drunk, the only semi-respectable things it's useful for are cleaning and mixing it with something that will mask the varnish-like taste that you're too cheap to use good vodka for.

KingCobraJFS while making a screwdriver on a livestream using Nikolai Vodka: "My favorite cheap vodka is Nikolai because the cap is black."

by dead666420 November 13, 2025

Capri-sun Vodkas

A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.

I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time

by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017

Coke to vodka

Coke to vodka is someone who is a best friend to his vodka they have there fights but they will always be the closest friends the coke is usually very dramatic but the vodka will always be there for him

Max: you’re my coke to the vodka

Jessica: you’re the vodka to my coke
Coke to vodka is the best friendship opposite genders can have

by beef curry 6264 September 5, 2019

Blackhorse craft vodka

Methylated spirits drained through Albany bread, to make it clear and look like real vodka.

I went to builders warehouse to buy some Blackhorse craft vodka!

by Pierat69 May 1, 2022

Oil of O’vodka

A magical elixir of eternal youth that will keep you young for 40 years. Best drunken, not smeared

Ciara: What do you use to keep your youthful appearance ?

Neil: Oil of O’vodka

by NeilHeff September 3, 2022

double proof vodkajuana

190 proof grain alcohol used to remove THC from Marijuana.

it's 420, time to hit the double proof vodkajuana

by JEKJr. the Father of Cats. April 20, 2023

13 year old boy drinks vodka

This is Katelyn, she likes tomato ketchup, she likes it too much, and she has 8 baby teeth removed,, This is Leon, his mother pulls him with a wheelchair, because he's too heavy to walk, Colin is 13, he is drinking half a bottle of vodka every Friday

13 year old boy drinks vodka every Friday is a a sad story.

by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2023