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urine

the liquid gold of life

best when it comes from a rhino or a lemur
"Yo, did you get your daily urine package"
"Yes, and it comes with some all-new horse urine"
by TheNerdofLife November 22, 2021
mugGet the urinemug.

Urinal Caking

When you place a urinal cake on the head of the Jappiest girl in your Hebrew school and yell at her aggressively until she squirts!
Bro did you see Yoni was urinal caking Batshevah in the hallway! B”H
by Rabbi Ed December 8, 2023
mugGet the Urinal Cakingmug.

Jimmy urine pee bottle

When jimmy urine peed in a bottle drank it and let steve righ also drink it!
“Timothy Charlemagne eats the famous dish ratatouille every evening while watching pornography while drinking out of the infamous Jimmy urine pee bottle.”
by freaky.sebastian June 18, 2024
mugGet the Jimmy urine pee bottlemug.

Storin’ Urine

Common condition of elders who leave the toilet with pee still dripping in their drawers to be stored there until an undergarment update is possible.
Man, I gotta learn to leave it drip a little longer ‘cause I been storin’ urine lately.
by keyline July 12, 2017
mugGet the Storin’ Urinemug.

urinate into this crater

Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."

The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.

The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."

He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
They need to urinate into this crater.
by Drapen August 15, 2022
mugGet the urinate into this cratermug.

burnt urine

by Debskelly1985 May 25, 2023
mugGet the burnt urinemug.

urinous

When you are using the urinal and are very nervous.
The other day a kid was staring at me in the bathroom, he was making me very urinous!
by Yipolo Man February 22, 2020
mugGet the urinousmug.

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