urban poser

(N) an urban poser is someone who writes their own names on Urbandictionary and makes they're name sound incredibly cool or awesome when in reality it is not.

Guy 1-"hey dude, I just added my name into Urbandictionary!"
Guy2-"cool. Lemme see...'A totally awesome guy that has a huge dong and gets all the ladies'.
Guy 1-"doesn't that describe me perfectly?"
Guy 2- "dude you're such an urban poser.

by sYK0t1Ck April 13, 2010

The urban way

The urban way is doing what ever you want when ever you want. Stepping on whoever you need to to get to the top, and once there you take no mercy and shit on who ever you used as a stepping stone. If all else fails you cuss everyone out, and again leave no survivors. Followers of the urban way take no shit from anyone. Most followers of the urban way are smart asses who love to make other people feel like shit just because they can. The urban way is not a word or phrase...it is a way of life

"Fuck you you stupid fuck"
Holy hell Jerome just went crazy on that kid.
Damn! No doubt he follows the urban way

by urbanK07 April 28, 2010

Urban Whaling

Where one goes around town, chasing fat bitches with a pole, like whale hunting

Dude im fucking bored, lets go urban whaling

by Why yes, yes it is March 1, 2010

Urban contradictionary

When someone thinks they know what a word means, they look it up on urban dictionary, and are presented with a word that is totally opposite of their expectations. (Also known as the entire site).

sean: "I went to urban dictionary and typed in 'wedding', and it came up with 'the procedure used to artificially inseminate cows'. WTF! they should call it urban CONTRAdictionary.

by Seanacious D November 29, 2010

Urban Outcast

Noun; Refers to an edito on UD (or a small group) that nobody seems to like at all. In fact, this person (or these people) seem to get ambushed and bombarded by hate posts.

Gosh that Pearls...fuck her! She's such an Urban Outcast! God! Nobody freakin' likes her at all!

by Pearls July 2, 2006

urban-dictionarised

An action to create a new word which sounds cool just to put it in the urbandictionary.com,and never use it in the real life.

Person A: I never heard this word before.He just urban-dictionarised it.
Person B:Urban-dictionarised?Dude,u just urban-dictionarised a word.

by deep-Rain March 27, 2009

serious urbaner

one who over-thinks a definition of a word that was put on urbandictionary.com and degrade it.

Friend 1: "Dude read this!! Its really funny."

Friend 2: "Its not really funny. It doesnt even make sense."

Friend 1: "You are such a serious urbaner"

by StetsonRed October 2, 2008