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The hand-unit

An annoying system from Sister Location that malfunctions every SINGLE time you use it. It 'autocorrects' everything for you, fortunately. It has a yellow case with a black screen which includes a keyboard-like system. This keyboard-like system has green letters and others. If you focus on the hand-unit you will find a piece of paper stuck to the top right-hand corner, what this paper says is 'MIKE'. This is confusing as this appears on the first night. "Exotic Butters"
The hand-unit: "It seems like you muddled up, let me autocorrect that for you! Eggs Benedict."
You: "I-"
by EeveLyn November 30, 2020
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snack unit

A hardcore capture-teh-flag gang started in PE class by a couple of idiots who dont like running. Lead by Colonel Sanders and Gummy Bear. If yous a hear the snack unit a comin, you get your ass off the fire hydrant and hit the bricks.
Oh shit son! Teh snack unit!!11 Uber r337 d347h 574r 4774ck!!1111!
by Michael Xavier August 12, 2004
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slags unite

A group made up of the best girls which are openly slags but only within themselves. Get invited to everything and get with everyone, but no one judges them. They live life to the full and always together. Besties foreva. IT MC EF GB FW ED
Wow we are such slags... SLAGS UNITE!!!
by slagsunite December 19, 2016
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Oxford United

A shit club in league 1 with a 3 sided stadium, tinpot. They are tiny so the only thing they live off is being obsessed with rivals Swindon and beating Portsmouth in the playoff semi final, and went on to lose the final.
Who do you support mate?
Oxford United
That explains the 12 fingers then. Also when you said you shag your sister, I thought it was a joke.
by Simple fakts February 15, 2021
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United Alliance

A very successful company full of very intelligent people. Each member of this company specializes in a different company position.

CEO(2)
CCO
CFO
CTO
CIO

This company is very successful and their key to success is their excellent teamwork
United Alliance tested, Garcia approved.
by Zach7512 May 29, 2021
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Bagpipes united

A made-up band you can blame everything on.
Jake: Man, the US has had some hard times lately.
Jack: Its because of Bagpipes United
by Thundah_Jack April 29, 2015
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United Mordor

Do you know why the leaders of United Mordor sleep with the lights on? It is because the dark is afraid of United Mordor.
by BK9295 November 19, 2009
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