pocket tool

A person of smallish stature, such as a little person, who is a douchebag or tool. Pocket tool is doubly humiliating because it demeans the persons physical stature as well as their defective personality.

Not only is Seth Green a cockgobbler, but he is a complete pocket tool.

by Wschwie April 15, 2014

Rule Tool

An asshole who insists on enforcing every minor rule of whatever game your playing with your friends.

friends playing football together

Chuck: Whoa! Excessive Celebration! Thats a a 5 yard penalty on the kick!

Everyone Else: Fuck you Chuck! Your such a rule tool!

by GoWizards!!! January 22, 2013

marketing tool

The creation marketers use to identify and co-opt "street lingo" or style to help them market to teenagers effectively. This website is a fine example. No doubt these words and definitions will be used in the next Sprite commercial, or by Carson Daly.

Urbandictionary.com seems like a "for the people- by the people" site devoted to counter-culture, but it's really just a marketing tool.

by imilian January 8, 2004

jenna tools

If you are reading this it means most likely means I have followed you on twitch. jenna tools sounds like genitals.

A Name used for Trolling others

I love jenna tools

by streamsnipe November 5, 2019

You're a tool

An insult used to call someone worthless and dysfunctional. Comparing them to a tool means that they aren't smart, are easily manipulatable, are an asshole and don't act like a proper human being.

Quit telling me I don't know what I'm doing. You're a tool, fuck off!

by Wspycrs August 12, 2018

blue tool

a person who uses their blue tooth headset when unnecessary, or leaves attached in ear when not having a conversation.

person 1: do you see that blue tool over there, the one sitting down, not doing anything but still using their headset?

person 2: yeah. lets go murder her!

by your progenetor July 13, 2007

city tool

basically a f***boy; finn wolfhards way to describing jacob saggytits

“you date the city tool; i’m a city fool” -calpurnia's City Fool single

fuckboy jacob jacob saggytitties

by filliefanss on insta:) March 8, 2018