poke your toaster

The act of finger fuckery

Person 1 - Do you want me to poke your toaster later ? ;)
Person 2 - Only if you make it Pop ;)

by imdunkirk June 4, 2018

toasterhead

The best band in the world---the one from buffalo MN

Pat, Smude, Barry, Reese, Jared, and Ryan, are in Toasterhead

by Pat December 30, 2003

Toaster Strudel

A Code-term used by teenagers in the East coast, for consuming vast amounts of Alcohol, to become drunk.

This term is helpful to teenagers if they would like to make a plan in front of adults.

This Code Term is used in the form of, want. See example.

"Hey Joe, I want some Toaster Strudel right now."

by aidsguy2 September 29, 2009

toasteritarian

One who worships the toaster

She is a toasteritarian

by Kei October 17, 2003

queef toaster

to blow into ones vaginal opening with a blower dryer until the vagina blows out a fish scented raspberry in which you warm your slice of bread

the toaster is broke hoe, hit my grilled cheese with yo queef toaster

by D nards September 5, 2011

Crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster

The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.

Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!

by Network Ninja June 30, 2011

Toaster

1: a shiny object used for turning bread to toast.
2: that thing on your counter that seems too fly when someones pissed off.

"DID YOU JUST THROW A TOASTER AT ME?!"

by kandyy October 18, 2008