Chris

An annoying person often described as half human half rat, known to have small penises and gay hair. Wanders the sewers mating with other vermin.
Johnny: "What the fuck is that in my room, is that a rat?"

Mike: "That's just a Chris"
by fagchops January 05, 2010
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A Christopher (or a Chris) is someone who wears red cardigans, goes to shows, & aims their legs in 90 degree angles. Sports a curly hairdo & is taller than 90% of the population.
by danielaa March 18, 2007
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The man I am going to marry. He is beyond funny and the sweetest person I have ever met. He is the love of my life. Most def the cutest thing you will ever see. there are no words to describe how amazing he truly is. Chris is a hot piece of ass and he is all mine.I am so thankful to have him in my life.
by CHRIS N COURT November 10, 2016
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So i dated Chris and that was a no no.
by Fuckboy Supreme October 13, 2016
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he is one of the best people you will ever meet. he’s funny and cute, but really fucking tall.
OMG, look how tall Chris is!”
by fishandchepss September 08, 2019
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A fat bitch that sucks Isaiah's massive PENIS and they fuck every night. Isaiah sticks his finger in his dick hole and Isaiah gets a nuke figure and shoves it in his asshole. Isaiah moans as he sticks Chris dick 10 feet in his mouth and digests his donkey Kong dick. That the way Chris want to spend every weekend.

PS YES DADDY
Chris- Isaiah your dick is so huge
Isaiah-Do you want to slowly rub it as i put moisturizer on it
Chris- DADDY
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Chris.

A fucking piece a shit. Who miss treats everyone, doesn't do anything other then smoke weed and is a great professional fuck face. Also has a small peepee.
by Your ex's prom date. April 02, 2016
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