Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than two squares per wipe.

How do you save so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

by Two square titan August 19, 2022

Titanic

HAHAHAHAHA! I saw the directors commentary on the scene where Rose is throwing the diamond into the ocean and the commentator is like "And the message is that material wealth isn't important." And it's like... So... what's the message? "Getting some fat cock in the back of someones car behind your fiancés back is worth more than all the diamonds in the world"? Is that the message James? Because that's all I saw there.... That and people dying horrifically... Remember that guy who fell from way high up? Wooaaah! Did you see Scanners!? Did you watch it yet? Did you see the end? That shit was crazy!

Hym "Titanic is prime 'I'm not like that anymore' Right? Right Red pill audience? Do i have that? 'I'm not like th-' No? You're not getting it. Nevermind. Neeevermind... Neee- Hey, but the 'will he won't he' thing... You could have asked. Nobody thought to ask? That's kind of the joke. Why not? Assumed I would lie? It's almost like you guys thought I was fucking a retard behind your back and you don't know whether or not to do something about it.... Isn't it like that? Or what even to do!? It is so much like that it's kind of funny... Isn't it? You have to admit it's a litt- Yeah I'll stop."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2023

titanic

it is a movie everybody cries about even though it is not emotional at all

somebody :i watched titanic and omg the tears inside of my face

me:how the hell do you cry in titanic

AM I A SOCIOPATH .

by me the SOSIOPATH April 19, 2019

Titan

An amazing, wonderful and sweet guy. Looks tough and mean on the outside but is actually a big, sweet goofball. Has a big heart, but an even bigger cock. Great in bed and in any relationship for that fact.

I wish I was still dating Titan

by Shaylen November 21, 2021

TITANIC-ed

When you get iced on an empty stomach with a 64 ounce Smirnoff Original and the only thing in your stomach is floating ice.

Steve- I threw up all morning! I didn’t eat breakfast, then got iced. I was full blow TITANIC-ed .

by The Cape May Creepers May 3, 2018

Gaige Titan Runyon

A GTR as I like to call them are really kind guys who are often misunderstood introverts. If you meet one and are interested go be their friend then ask them out.

Gaige Titan Runyon is so nice but he was mean yesterday

by Angelic Hernandez November 12, 2021

titan mode

A term used to describe a girl when she's on her period. The term is derived from the anime Attack On Titan.

Ah shit, my wife just went into titan mode!

by meowfreak May 1, 2018