hammer tanked

Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.

"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."

"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."

by Leukocyte December 20, 2008

Tank off2

Tank off2 is an online multiplayers game.

We were playing Tank off2 last night

by Donny DD February 5, 2021

tinkle tank

An excruciatingly cute animal; usually being a kitten.

That bad little tinkle tank doesn't know nothing!

by jo-bot April 15, 2009

Spaff Tanks

Slang for testicles

God, just had a mighty wank, my spaff tanks are knackered

by demodays June 7, 2020

Swank The Tank

A wanna be party boy trying to be like frank the tank from old school but is really nothing like it at all. Will usually go to a party and maybe sip a beer, then lie and say he is wasted.

A: "Dude im totally wasted right now!!"
B: "I saw you poor your first beer out in the sink. Your acting like Swank The Tank."

by jchig307 August 6, 2009

Flying tanks

A tank manufactured by pivot joints. They can be propelled upward with an unknown force at unspeakable velocities. They are usually colored a dark green. They use their weight as an advantage to drop themselves on top of buildings and people. The best known pilots of these tanks have a youtube channel called Flyingtanks.

O god, a flock flying tanks. May god help us...

by ItstheEDN January 19, 2009

tank rat

Person that works inside of tanks on planes

Get back in that plane tank rat

by operat0r July 26, 2006