"Rooster in a coke bottle" upset, or angry. Feeling rushed or under pressure. "Squeezed" mad. Roosters are generally a protected species, some might call them in Angry Bird. Imagine a Rooster squeezed into a coke bottle, he's pretty upset right. So hence the expression rooster and a coke bottle. when you feel under the gun or squeezed or under pressure, you get a little upset sometimes. Have you ever heard the expression" Running around like a chicken with its head cut off ?"
by Abraham English July 4, 2018
Get the Rooster in a coke bottlemug. Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.
Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.
by QuacksO June 23, 2023
Get the reverse rooster-crowmug. One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.
Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.
Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021
Get the Dirt Roostermug. by Shyawayfromprofanitiesomewhy December 4, 2016
Get the rooster of 3 A.M.mug. "hey dude check out my Rare Rooster That is Big and Black"
"damn dude it's soooo big and black and hard"
"there's soft roosters?"
"damn dude it's soooo big and black and hard"
"there's soft roosters?"
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 9, 2024
Get the Rare Rooster That is Big and Blackmug. K: Oi you mans who's on the roost?
mates: ......
K: Oi you mans I said who's on the roost!
Mates: K.I.
K: Yes Blud
mates: You rooster
mates: ......
K: Oi you mans I said who's on the roost!
Mates: K.I.
K: Yes Blud
mates: You rooster
by Guantanamo9 December 2, 2017
Get the Roostermug. 