Shamp-nuke

The act of drenching one's hair in shampoo.

My hair was so dirty, I had to shamp-nuke it.

by DreamingPichu June 03, 2020

Jager nuke

When you chug as much of a bottle of jager as you can then chug a can of red bull...bound to get you tucked up my friend

Gage:Hey man wanna do some jager bombs
Aj:nah pussy we gonna do a jager nuke

by Andy_so_savage420 September 05, 2017

Jager nuke

When you chug as much of a bottle of jager as you can then chug a can of red bull and get fucked up

Gage:Hey man wanna do some jager bombs??

Aj:nah pussy we gonna do a jager nuke it'll fuck you up son

by Andy_so_savage420 September 05, 2017

Scooter Nuke

A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.

Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?

Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.

by angelicdemon115 June 16, 2022

nuke the ketchup bottle

nuke the ketchup bottle: NUKE THE KETCHUP BOTTLE!!!!!

boy: lets nuke the ketchup bottle
boy 2: no
boy 3: sure

by Clown UvU May 28, 2021

nuke waste

Any sailor, officer or enlisted, who dropped out of the Nuclear Pipeline for any reason prior to qualification at prototype.

Have you seen Jason?
No, he's not coming back, he's a traitor to his people and Nuke Waste.

by ASMAG July 12, 2023

Piss nuke

Put piss in a bottle with some vinigar and baking soda and throw it at minorities/transvestites

I threw a Piss Nuke at a Spanish furry Equestrian

by CalvanCalamarii December 09, 2024