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John

John is the name of a wanker
John the wanker
by Celticboy January 3, 2020
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John

A fatty ass guy who has a crush on Hannah L
John le is hannaj's boyfriend
by barocaro January 14, 2020
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John

The best fucking person on earth. Guys named John are really hot and nice too it’s crazy. Also they are tough. Don’t fuck with guys named John he will beat your ass.
God damn John looking hella fleek in his hoodie imma go fuck him
by Louisecarter December 6, 2019
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John

by ilovecookie5432 February 7, 2018
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JOHN

He is a sick bastard he is fat and ugly he will eat everything in your refrigerator he thinks he’s cute but he’s actually ugly as fuck and all he do is lay in his bed and just masterbate cuz he can’t get no pussy
Person.1damn I will never want to me a John

Person.2 of course you don’t want to met a fat bitch that will eat all your shit
by hollyw00d August 18, 2019
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John

Being next to john makes males angry constantly
by Gottad December 23, 2016
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John

Guy: Hey Gay Cunt
John: Stfu i'm telling mum
by John'sFriend August 6, 2018
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