Double Wrapping

To use two condoms instead of one. On the dirtiest ho's it's a good idea to wear a hazard suit instead.

Did you see that skank? I'll hit that but not first without double wrapping.

by calducciano May 15, 2005

the double text

The double text refers to impatient boys or girls usually desparate for their crush's attention. When two texts are sent without one reply making he/she seem desparate. Quite common, but more rare forms have been witnessed: the triple text and even the quadruple text.

Kurt: Hey babe you alright? Xxxx
NO REPLY
Kurt: Oooh givin me the silent treatment r we? :P xxx
The double text has been committed- NO REPLY
Kurt: what u up to bbe x
NO REPLY - triple text
Kurt: Mornin you, alrite today? X

Texts usually hours apart then increase to days apart as sender doesn't want to look desparate even though they are also note number of kisses declines.

by wldntulike2no;) October 22, 2011

Double sided

verb. {to get} double sided / to double side smthing, smone.

To avoid, or be avoided of a certain topic by redirecting the subject towards something more complex related to said topic, in a way to create confusion, thus leading to the subject forgetting what the topic was truly about.

Joe: Hey Jane, do you wanna have some fun?
Jane: Of course! Let's plan a nice little vacation with my mom.
Joe: Jane, it's 1 in the morning I thought we could...
Jane: Right now? Alright, but I'm a bit tired. I'll go get the pamphlets and check airfares on the inter--
Joe: Fuck you Jane, stop double siding me with your bullshit.

Bob was annoyed that he kept getting double sided by his boss who was clearly ignoring Bob's plea to get a raise.

by DJDash August 6, 2008

Double Shit

Taking another shit after you've already wiped. Since double wiping occurs during the same trip to the bathroom, a sore butthole is usually the result

Stacey was just about done wiping after a satisfying shit when she felt another torpedo coming down the tube. "Damn" she thought, "now my ass is gonna be sore the rest of the day" as she proceeded to take a double shit.

by enrique357 August 9, 2009

Double Ads

When Youtube is running out of money and ways of torturing you.

You act like I'm going to type a sentence about Youtubes Double ADS.

by Probrobos September 17, 2020

The Daily Double

When somebody decides to jack-off twice in one day.

Someone - "What'd you do yesterday?"

You - "Oh nothing, just the daily double."

by bnksns June 19, 2009

Double Gavlinski

A drink popular in the seedier dive bars of Seattle consisting of 1 can Rainier beer, 1 shot of Polish Vodka, a splash of Clamato, and garnished with a Buffalo wing.

I can't go out today. I need to stay close to the toilet because of all of the Double Gavlinski's I drank last night.

by twenty3skidoo July 21, 2016