After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.
by Banned As DC June 26, 2022
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Of course the marriage didn't last; the only memorable part of the entire relation was the wedding reception, at which the stoner best man thought that it would be clever to serve Ryan Wedding Cake to all of the assembled guests. Fortunately the local detox clinic was offering a two-for-one special that weekend.
by bitchuck February 10, 2026
Get the Ryan Wedding Cake mug.We went to Fred and Danny's engagement party. But to our surprise they ended up having a guerilla wedding and got married there and then.
by Baron Von Hop February 20, 2026
Get the guerilla wedding mug.A callus or blister that forms around the circumference of the foreskin as a result of excessive masturbation.
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🎶 Yo dick got a wanker's wedding ring 🎶
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🎶 Yo dick got a wanker's wedding ring 🎶
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by A Silly Cat February 22, 2026
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