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Minnesota Wedding Ring

When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".
"I thought me and my homie were not chill anymore until he gave me a Minnesota Wedding Ring."
by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024
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Ryan Wedding Cake

Cocaine, or some sweetened cake or confection which has been "cut" by diluting it with powdered cocaine. A Canadian delicacy named in honour of former Olympic snowboarder and international fugitive Ryan Wedding.
Of course the marriage didn't last; the only memorable part of the entire relation was the wedding reception, at which the stoner best man thought that it would be clever to serve Ryan Wedding Cake to all of the assembled guests. Fortunately the local detox clinic was offering a two-for-one special that weekend.
by bitchuck February 10, 2026
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guerilla wedding

An impromptu spontaneous wedding that is secret to the guests
We went to Fred and Danny's engagement party. But to our surprise they ended up having a guerilla wedding and got married there and then.
by Baron Von Hop February 20, 2026
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wanker's wedding ring

A callus or blister that forms around the circumference of the foreskin as a result of excessive masturbation.
🎶 My dick had her calling me a king 🎶
🎶 Yo dick got a wanker's wedding ring 🎶
- My Dick by Mickey Avalon
by A Silly Cat February 22, 2026
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