How many pollocks does it take to kill themselves?However many are playing Pollock Roulette during a volcano.
by QuagmireglenGIGITYGIGITYGIGITY December 11, 2011
Get the Pollock Roulette mug.A favourite past time enjoyed by gay men whereby a spiteful bottom will consume a curry, fresh cup of coffee or a handful of laxatives before attending a sauna or beat. The act of infiltrating an otherwise cleaned and prepped sauna and excreting a substantial amount of faeces over a top's penis, body or face, then escaping to the shadows laughing in hopes of preying on more tops.
For those with lactose intolerance, you may also consume milk or dairy products to induce a rapid bowel movement.
For those with lactose intolerance, you may also consume milk or dairy products to induce a rapid bowel movement.
**To set the scene, it is a warm, summery Melbourne evening. Nick, a young, twinky gay man from Brunswick is bored and has just gone through a serious breakup. He spent the day working a 6am-1pm shift at the cafe down the road and has his Friday night off.
Nick: I'm so bored tonight! We've been in lockdown so long, I want to get out, explore and sleep with heaps of men to get back at Brad who just broke up with me.
Nick's bad conscience: Go to Wet on Wellington and shit on everyone!
Nick's good conscience: No Nick! You need to book in with your psychologist and work on getting through this breakup in a healthy manor.
Nick: hmmm...
***Several hours later, Nick is in the kitchen, staring at a large cucumber in his fridge, reminiscing about Brad, the boy he just went through a serious breakup with
Nick: Damn I miss Brad, he was amazing, he had a MASSIVE dong and a great personality!
***Nick looks at the leftover Lamb Rogan Josh on the second shelf in the fridge
Nick's bad conscience: Yeah you filthy bottom you! Have some of that and go to Wet! Spin the chamber and play some Sauna Roulette!
Nick's good conscience: No Nick! Don't go to Wet! You need to stay home, have a nice dinner, and a hot shower... not too long though, Brunswick has water restrictions at the moment and we need to think of the poor cattle farmers in central Australia that are struggling with drought! Also recycle!
Nick: I'm so bored tonight! We've been in lockdown so long, I want to get out, explore and sleep with heaps of men to get back at Brad who just broke up with me.
Nick's bad conscience: Go to Wet on Wellington and shit on everyone!
Nick's good conscience: No Nick! You need to book in with your psychologist and work on getting through this breakup in a healthy manor.
Nick: hmmm...
***Several hours later, Nick is in the kitchen, staring at a large cucumber in his fridge, reminiscing about Brad, the boy he just went through a serious breakup with
Nick: Damn I miss Brad, he was amazing, he had a MASSIVE dong and a great personality!
***Nick looks at the leftover Lamb Rogan Josh on the second shelf in the fridge
Nick's bad conscience: Yeah you filthy bottom you! Have some of that and go to Wet! Spin the chamber and play some Sauna Roulette!
Nick's good conscience: No Nick! Don't go to Wet! You need to stay home, have a nice dinner, and a hot shower... not too long though, Brunswick has water restrictions at the moment and we need to think of the poor cattle farmers in central Australia that are struggling with drought! Also recycle!
by GayMelbourneBoy February 14, 2022
Get the Sauna Roulette mug.A game where 5 bullets are loaded into a revolver. Players take turns spinning the revolver and shooting themselves in the head. Normally played by Gen-Z.
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Get the Zoomer Roulette mug.The bar customer gets a free beer (or portion thereof) when the beer keg kicks while the bartender is drawing the beer from the tap.
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Get the Irish Roulette mug.A dangerous game in which one man makes a playlist on Spotify containing one "never gonna give u up" by Rick astley and five other songs of choice. The men then put the playlist on shuffle play, pass the phone around and whoever gets rickrolled first is either kicked from the game or made to drink straight vodka until he has to go to the hospital for a stomach pump
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Get the Rick roulette mug.When a man has sex with two or more women at the same time in pitch darkness intending to impregnate one of the women with his "baby bullet". The woman "chosen at random" will be known as the loser and will be required to raise the child.
I played Russian Roulette with Laura and Lindsey two weeks ago. Lindsey is pregnant. Looks like she lost.
by Dirk Digggler December 9, 2008
Get the Russian Roulette mug.PCP is placed randomly somewhere inside a joint (by a "non-partaking" member) the rest is filled with plastic. The next step is to have 2 - 4 participants that smoke the joint until someone hits the PCP. The person who hits the PCP is considered the loser.
Person 1: Gosh my throat hurts
Person 2: Why, smoking to much weed?
Person 1: Nah me and the boys played a few rounds of Jamaican Roulette last night
Person 2: Why, smoking to much weed?
Person 1: Nah me and the boys played a few rounds of Jamaican Roulette last night
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