Jared

Someone without life skills

Child:" I suck at ring toss."
Mom: "Don't be a Jared!"

by aplacaa2115 January 11, 2020

Jared

In love with a kid named Ryan

Jared loves Ryan

by Conoro32 October 12, 2022

Jared

Jared is usually kinda dumb and is gay or bisexual and special ed

Jared is not smart at all

by Big lil j May 11, 2019

Jared

This name is given to those who a Lil peepee piss boy

“Oh yeah that’s Jared, he’s my lil peepee piss boy. My lil bottom boy bitch. He’s a lil twink boy.”

by Alivo Jones November 21, 2021

Jared Glick

Most sexy kid ever like bro how, everyone loves him he a goat to

I love Jared Glick

by The stinky rat January 11, 2024

Jared V

The greatest looking light skin on the planet.....

Emily have you have heard of this fine ass light skin named Jared V?

by Jboyxreal October 12, 2019

Jared

1. Jared is quite simply a simp.

2. Someone who desperately tries to get women to have sex with them.

Wow man you’re being such a Jared right now

by Absolute_Chad March 22, 2020